The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
prev.
play.
mark.
next.

:59:00
the male uses his tongue
to explore the female's womb...

:59:04
clearing the passageway of any debris
so that the infant will have...

:59:07
an easy voyage into their world.
:59:11
Oh, God!
:59:13
It is painful for her...
:59:15
but for the good of their child,
she makes the sacrifice.

:59:18
So this is nature?
:59:20
Ooh, nature's good.
:59:52
Young humans often have difficulty
discussing the mating dance...

:59:55
with those more elderly.
:59:57
- Can I help you?
- Here, an embarrassed male...

:59:59
tries to secure
from the old, wise woman...

1:00:01
a slice of vulcanized vegetation
to place on his seed shooter.

1:00:06
Do you have any...
1:00:12
You know, condoms?
1:00:15
Oh, sure.
We got ketchup, mustard.

1:00:18
My man Thor makes
a mean homemade marmalade.

1:00:20
No, not condiments,
but condoms.

1:00:26
Prophylactics.
1:00:27
Male birth control?
1:00:32
Rubbers.
Why didn't you say so?

1:00:35
Of course we sell rubbers.
What do you think we are, backwards?

1:00:38
Great. Let's see.
That's three in a pack.

1:00:41
We're here for another day.
We'll take two packs.

1:00:45
- We'll take five packs.
- I don't have that many left.

1:00:47
- We'll take whatever you got.
- That'd be none.

1:00:50
Those rubbers sell
like hotcakes up here.

1:00:53
Do you have anything?
1:00:55
Diaphragm, sponge?
1:00:58
- The pill?
- They don't have that here.


prev.
next.