1:00:01
a slice of vulcanized vegetation
to place on his seed shooter.
1:00:06
Do you have any...
1:00:12
You know, condoms?
1:00:15
Oh, sure.
We got ketchup, mustard.
1:00:18
My man Thor makes
a mean homemade marmalade.
1:00:20
No, not condiments,
but condoms.
1:00:26
Prophylactics.
1:00:27
Male birth control?
1:00:32
Rubbers.
Why didn't you say so?
1:00:35
Of course we sell rubbers.
What do you think we are, backwards?
1:00:38
Great. Let's see.
That's three in a pack.
1:00:41
We're here for another day.
We'll take two packs.
1:00:45
- We'll take five packs.
- I don't have that many left.
1:00:47
- We'll take whatever you got.
- That'd be none.
1:00:50
Those rubbers sell
like hotcakes up here.
1:00:53
Do you have anything?
1:00:55
Diaphragm, sponge?
1:00:58
- The pill?
- They don't have that here.
1:01:00
Funny thing
about that expression.
1:01:02
Hotcakes never sold
near as good as rubbers.
1:01:05
The expression should be,
"Sells like rubbers”.
1:01:09
Who needs hotcakes?
1:01:11
- Is there a store nearby?
- Nope.
1:01:14
Ever since the government unleashed AIDS
on our unwitting society...
1:01:19
those rubbers have
sold like rubbers.
1:01:22
Well, thanks a lot for your help,
and I guess we'll see you soon.
1:01:26
Yeah, real soon.
1:01:28
Unbeknownst to the male and female,
the old, wise woman...
1:01:31
is really a citizen
of the planet Pierkov.
1:01:36
Who would have thought there's
not a store in the entire area...
1:01:39
where you can buy a condom?
1:01:41
- Well, this is nice anyway.
- Yeah, it is.
1:01:46
Kind of reminds me
Of when we were first dating...
1:01:48
just holding each other,
not being able to do anything.
1:01:51
Yeah, only then we didn't
Know whatwe were missing.
1:01:55
-What are you saying?
- I can't stand it.
1:01:57
Good answer.
1:01:58
- We should be okay.
- Yeah, I'll pull out.