1:01:00
Funny thing
about that expression.
1:01:02
Hotcakes never sold
near as good as rubbers.
1:01:05
The expression should be,
"Sells like rubbers”.
1:01:09
Who needs hotcakes?
1:01:11
- Is there a store nearby?
- Nope.
1:01:14
Ever since the government unleashed AIDS
on our unwitting society...
1:01:19
those rubbers have
sold like rubbers.
1:01:22
Well, thanks a lot for your help,
and I guess we'll see you soon.
1:01:26
Yeah, real soon.
1:01:28
Unbeknownst to the male and female,
the old, wise woman...
1:01:31
is really a citizen
of the planet Pierkov.
1:01:36
Who would have thought there's
not a store in the entire area...
1:01:39
where you can buy a condom?
1:01:41
- Well, this is nice anyway.
- Yeah, it is.
1:01:46
Kind of reminds me
Of when we were first dating...
1:01:48
just holding each other,
not being able to do anything.
1:01:51
Yeah, only then we didn't
Know whatwe were missing.
1:01:55
-What are you saying?
- I can't stand it.
1:01:57
Good answer.
1:01:58
- We should be okay.
- Yeah, I'll pull out.
1:02:00
- It's a safe time in my cycle.
- I'll pull out.
1:02:03
Some people never use anything at all,
and nothing ever happens.
1:02:05
- I'll pull out.
- You said you couldn't do that.
1:02:08
- I thought you said I'm too beautiful.
- But look at you.
1:02:10
You're not wearing makeup.
Your hair's a mess. You're a skank.
1:02:13
You sweet talker, you.
1:02:24
Now, this is mating.
1:02:30
More than a year
After they have met...
1:02:32
a year of practice
and preparation...
1:02:35
countless other humans guiding them
1:02:39
reproduction is ready to take place.