The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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1:04:00
Conception is only
an important stage for humans.

1:04:03
Much can still go wrong.
1:04:07
I think that's the one.
1:04:10
It's nothing.
All that clean air in the woods...

1:04:12
just threw off my cycle,
that's all.

1:04:14
Then the test will show negative.
At least this way you'll know.

1:04:17
- I already know.
- Then what are you worried about?

1:04:20
You just shouldn't
have bought me the test.

1:04:23
Billy should have bought you the test,
But you don't have the guts to tell him.

1:04:26
There's nothing to tell him.
1:04:32
There's something to tell him.
1:04:37
I'm pregnant.
1:04:40
I'm gonna be a mother.
1:04:45
I'm gonna be a mother!
1:04:54
The itsy-bitsy spider
went up the waterspout

1:04:58
Down came the rain
And was hed the spider out

1:05:02
Good morning, Mom.
Hey! What smells so good?

1:05:05
Your lunch, son.
Tuna fish on whole wheat and fruit...

1:05:09
so you'll grow up
healthy and strong.

1:05:12
My favorite!
I love you, Mom.

1:05:15
I love you, Billy Junior.
1:05:21
Hi, honey.
1:05:24
- Have a nice day, sweetheart.
- Bye, Daddy!

1:05:27
- Who do we have here?
- I'm your child.

1:05:29
- No, I don't have a child.
- Yes, you do.

1:05:32
No, I pulled out, remember?
Sorry, little boy, but I pulled out.

1:05:36
- No, you didn't.
- Did.

1:05:38
- Didn't.
- Did.

1:05:39
- Didn't.
- Did.

1:05:40
- Didn't.
- Did.

1:05:42
- What are you saying?
- Did.

1:05:43
Billy!
1:05:46
Look, I refuse to accept this.
1:05:48
You're gonna have to accept it,
because it's true.

1:05:51
No! I will never accept it!
1:05:54
Never!

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