The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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1:05:02
Good morning, Mom.
Hey! What smells so good?

1:05:05
Your lunch, son.
Tuna fish on whole wheat and fruit...

1:05:09
so you'll grow up
healthy and strong.

1:05:12
My favorite!
I love you, Mom.

1:05:15
I love you, Billy Junior.
1:05:21
Hi, honey.
1:05:24
- Have a nice day, sweetheart.
- Bye, Daddy!

1:05:27
- Who do we have here?
- I'm your child.

1:05:29
- No, I don't have a child.
- Yes, you do.

1:05:32
No, I pulled out, remember?
Sorry, little boy, but I pulled out.

1:05:36
- No, you didn't.
- Did.

1:05:38
- Didn't.
- Did.

1:05:39
- Didn't.
- Did.

1:05:40
- Didn't.
- Did.

1:05:42
- What are you saying?
- Did.

1:05:43
Billy!
1:05:46
Look, I refuse to accept this.
1:05:48
You're gonna have to accept it,
because it's true.

1:05:51
No! I will never accept it!
1:05:54
Never!
1:06:05
I'm gonna be a mother.
1:06:07
The female is thrilled by
The prospect of her motherhood.

1:06:10
You'll be okay.
1:06:16
What am I gonna do?
1:06:18
How am I gonna tell Billy?
1:06:22
Billy, we're pregnant.
1:06:26
I'm pregnant.
1:06:29
Remember when you said
you'd pull out?

1:06:31
You bastard!
1:06:35
Listen, you're not alone.
1:06:37
We're totally gonna be here for you.
It's gonna be fine.

1:06:40
Nervous about
the male's reaction...

1:06:42
the female tries to mate
with her own pack...

1:06:44
but that's a whole other movie.
1:06:47
The female conveys the good news.
1:06:50
Their efforts
have proven fruitful.

1:06:53
I 'm pregnant.
1:06:59
Whoa.

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