The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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1:06:05
I'm gonna be a mother.
1:06:07
The female is thrilled by
The prospect of her motherhood.

1:06:10
You'll be okay.
1:06:16
What am I gonna do?
1:06:18
How am I gonna tell Billy?
1:06:22
Billy, we're pregnant.
1:06:26
I'm pregnant.
1:06:29
Remember when you said
you'd pull out?

1:06:31
You bastard!
1:06:35
Listen, you're not alone.
1:06:37
We're totally gonna be here for you.
It's gonna be fine.

1:06:40
Nervous about
the male's reaction...

1:06:42
the female tries to mate
with her own pack...

1:06:44
but that's a whole other movie.
1:06:47
The female conveys the good news.
1:06:50
Their efforts
have proven fruitful.

1:06:53
I 'm pregnant.
1:06:59
Whoa.
1:07:04
Whoa.
1:07:06
The human male now
does a peculiar thing...

1:07:08
indigenous to
those of his species.

1:07:11
After months of mating...
1:07:13
he determines he is not interested
in the dance he has danced.

1:07:16
He has not mated. He never met her.
What's her name?

1:07:21
Say something.
1:07:26
It is mine, isn't it?
1:07:29
Say something better.
1:07:31
Okay, okay. I'm sorry.
That was wrong.

1:07:33
Of course it's mine.
1:07:37
Whoa.
1:07:40
Okay, okay.
I got to stay strong here.

1:07:44
I gotta do the honorable thing.
1:07:50
I'm gonna do the honorable thing.
1:07:53
"I'm gonna do the honorable thing"?
1:07:55
What is that?
Some kind of pity proposal?

1:07:57
I've waited my whole life
for a man to ask me to marry him.


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