1:07:04
Whoa.
1:07:06
The human male now
does a peculiar thing...
1:07:08
indigenous to
those of his species.
1:07:11
After months of mating...
1:07:13
he determines he is not interested
in the dance he has danced.
1:07:16
He has not mated. He never met her.
What's her name?
1:07:21
Say something.
1:07:26
It is mine, isn't it?
1:07:29
Say something better.
1:07:31
Okay, okay. I'm sorry.
That was wrong.
1:07:33
Of course it's mine.
1:07:37
Whoa.
1:07:40
Okay, okay.
I got to stay strong here.
1:07:44
I gotta do the honorable thing.
1:07:50
I'm gonna do the honorable thing.
1:07:53
"I'm gonna do the honorable thing"?
1:07:55
What is that?
Some kind of pity proposal?
1:07:57
I've waited my whole life
for a man to ask me to marry him.
1:08:01
But I sure as hell
don't need your pity proposal.
1:08:04
By honorable thing, I meant
I was going to pay for the abortion.
1:08:07
What?
1:08:08
If you don't want my pity proposal,
I understand.
1:08:10
I don't believe you.
1:08:13
- What do you want me to do?
- I don't know!
1:08:15
I just wanted you to be
happy about this.
1:08:17
I wanted you to p...
1:08:21
Forget it.
1:08:24
So you do want me to propose.
1:08:26
Pussy, pussy, whipped, whipped.
Pussy, pussy, whipped, whipped.
1:08:30
The male is trapped.
1:08:33
You planned this thing real well, Jen.
Real well.
1:08:36
What? I didn't plan anything.
1:08:39
You've been calling the shots
from the beginning.
1:08:41
"Let's get an AIDS test.
Let's go meet my family.
1:08:43
They embark upon the uniquely
human characteristic...
1:08:45
of saying things
they will later regret...
1:08:47
one of the more dangerous steps
of the mating dance.
1:08:50
You asshole.
God, I thought you were a nice guy.
1:08:54
Come on. Deny it.
Look me in the eye...
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and tell me this wasn't some part
of a grand scheme to trap me.
1:08:59
- In the eye?
- In the eye.