The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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1:10:02
The male tries to
validate his existence...

1:10:05
and prove he doesn't
need a female to mate.

1:10:08
He attempts to devolve
into a hermaphrodite...

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and give birth
to offspring on his own.

1:10:13
Oh, God. Oh, God.
1:10:16
For the male, this will prove
ultimately unfulfilling.

1:10:20
Although genetically equipped
to deliver the placenta...

1:10:22
he is unable to produce
the infant itself.

1:10:26
The female retreats to the comfort
Of her pack as well.

1:10:30
Now expectant mother...
1:10:32
it is within her power alone
to erase the past year...

1:10:35
or allow the mating dance
to come to fruition.

1:10:39
I mean, there is no way I'll bring
that asshole's baby into this world.

1:10:44
Listen, if you want to do this,
we'll back you up.

1:10:47
We'll take you there,
but don't do this because of him.

1:10:50
- Do it because it's what you want.
- I don't know what I want.

1:10:54
I definitely don't want
another one of him running around.

1:10:58
So what time?
1:11:01
No, I've got to do this myself.
1:11:04
Oh, honey.
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The dance ends.
1:11:08
It is as if the male andt he female
Never crossed tracks.

1:11:12
Appreciating the male's futile attempt
to devolve into a hermaphrodite...

1:11:16
the pack welcomes him back in
with support and sympathy over his loss.

1:11:21
You did the right thing.
I mean, she...

1:11:24
She was playing you
for a sucker the whole time.

1:11:26
- I don't know.
- Come on, man.

1:11:28
You saw the guys she went out with.
What would she want with you...

1:11:31
other than the fact that you're
the only one who would stick around...

1:11:33
after her biological
alarm clock buzzed?

1:11:36
Now the joke's on her.
1:11:39
I suppose. I mean...
1:11:42
I knew she was out of my league
from the moment I first saw her.

1:11:45
- She's beautiful.
- Exactly.

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- And smart.
- Right.

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Kind, caring...
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supportive, successful.
1:11:58
My point is made.

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