The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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1:11:01
No, I've got to do this myself.
1:11:04
Oh, honey.
1:11:06
The dance ends.
1:11:08
It is as if the male andt he female
Never crossed tracks.

1:11:12
Appreciating the male's futile attempt
to devolve into a hermaphrodite...

1:11:16
the pack welcomes him back in
with support and sympathy over his loss.

1:11:21
You did the right thing.
I mean, she...

1:11:24
She was playing you
for a sucker the whole time.

1:11:26
- I don't know.
- Come on, man.

1:11:28
You saw the guys she went out with.
What would she want with you...

1:11:31
other than the fact that you're
the only one who would stick around...

1:11:33
after her biological
alarm clock buzzed?

1:11:36
Now the joke's on her.
1:11:39
I suppose. I mean...
1:11:42
I knew she was out of my league
from the moment I first saw her.

1:11:45
- She's beautiful.
- Exactly.

1:11:48
- And smart.
- Right.

1:11:51
Kind, caring...
1:11:54
supportive, successful.
1:11:58
My point is made.
1:12:00
And I love her.
1:12:02
Maybe you didn't
get my point after all.

1:12:04
What am I, crazy? She's the greatest
Thing that ever happened to me.

1:12:07
She's the greatest thing that ever will
happen to me. I've got to talk to her.

1:12:09
I gotta beg her into taking me back,
whatever it takes.

1:12:12
Don't let her talk you
into getting married.

1:12:15
I'm not going to let her
talk me into getting married.

1:12:16
-I'm going to talk her into marrying me.
-You're falling for it!

1:12:21
I fell a long time ago.
I was just too stupid to realize it.

1:12:25
- I'm outta here.
-Just hear me out first, all right?

1:12:33
Congratulations, man.
1:12:35
The two of you make
a wonderful couple.

1:12:38
- I thought you were against it.
- I'm your friend.

1:12:40
- Whatever you want, I want.
-Thanks, man.

1:12:43
You'll make a great daddy.
1:12:45
Now, go.

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