1:19:03
No one knows this person,
but they pay him well for his thoughts.
1:19:08
The pack rejoices at the male
and female's good fortune...
1:19:12
and at their own good fortune...
1:19:14
for the species has been propagated...
humanity will live on.
1:19:18
And as a testimony of
their affection for one another...
1:19:22
the male and female make promises
they don't know if they can keep.
1:19:25
- I do.
- I do.
1:19:28
They make speeches that sound
like sweet roses in bloom...
1:19:32
before they die and
get all crinkly and yucky.
1:19:34
I don't know why
you've chosen me.
1:19:37
I only know that I will spend
the remainder of my days...
1:19:40
trying to prove
my worthiness...
1:19:42
even though no one could
ever be truly worthy of you.
1:19:46
I will love you,
cherish you and nurture you.
1:19:50
For without you, my life
is empty and my soul is barren.
1:19:55
I will stay with you
and keep you with me for all eternity.
1:20:00
Forever and ever and...
Uh-oh.
1:20:06
Get away from me, you bastard!
1:20:09
"I'll pull out”, my ass!
Fuck you! Fuckin' prick!
1:20:14
And at long last...
1:20:16
the female experiences
the joy and pleasure of birth.
1:20:21
It is a euphoric
experience for her.
1:20:24
Having had to suffer
the pain of orgasm...
1:20:26
she is now entitled
to reap nature's reward.
1:20:29
Fuckin' piece of shit!
1:20:31
It is a state of ecstasy
the male will never enjoy.
1:20:35
Breathe, honey.
Just breathe.
1:20:36
The female attempts to describe
her euphoria to her true love.
1:20:39
- Breathe.
- You breathe, motherfucker!
1:20:42
- Breathe. Just keep breathing.
- Fuck you! Oh, fuck you!
1:20:46
Fuck!
1:20:47
The mating habits
Of the earthbound human.
1:20:51
From meeting in a bar
to conceiving on a floor...
1:20:54
to proposing
in an abortion clinic...
1:20:56
so it goes with
all earthbound humans.