The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

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Forever and ever and...
Uh-oh.

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Get away from me, you bastard!

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"I'll pull out”, my ass!
Fuck you! Fuckin' prick!

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And at long last...

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the female experiences
the joy and pleasure of birth.

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It is a euphoric
experience for her.

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Having had to suffer
the pain of orgasm...

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she is now entitled
to reap nature's reward.

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Fuckin' piece of shit!

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It is a state of ecstasy
the male will never enjoy.

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Breathe, honey.
Just breathe.

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The female attempts to describe
her euphoria to her true love.

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- Breathe.
- You breathe, motherfucker!

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- Breathe. Just keep breathing.
- Fuck you! Oh, fuck you!

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Fuck!

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The mating habits
Of the earthbound human.

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From meeting in a bar
to conceiving on a floor...

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to proposing
in an abortion clinic...

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so it goes with
all earthbound humans.

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With a mating ritual
so complex and intricate...

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that their mere survival
defies all logic...

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one can only feel for them
a sense of respect and admiration.

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So let's not blow up
Their planet after all.

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They don't like the looks
ofthe child, so they beat it.

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Thank you.

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Please turn off your
universal translator...

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and mate according to your own custom.