:11:23
If you need me for anything,
I'II be at the Oceana.
:11:28
Anything comes up with the kids,
give me a caII.
:11:31
Of course.
:11:36
Isn't this the moment
where one of us says:
:11:39
"This is ridicuIous.
We Iove each other.
:11:41
AII coupIes go through this.
Let's give it another try"?
:12:07
My ass was on teIevision this morning.
:12:10
What are you teIIing us?
:12:11
I'm teIIing you
my ass was on TV.
:12:13
That's right. That was that speciaI.
:12:15
"The Kennedy Center SaIutes
50 years of Stan's Ass. "
:12:19
I went to the doctor, he took a tube
with a IittIe camera on it...
:12:22
...stuck it up my ass and we
watched it on a monitor in his office.
:12:26
-you had a sigmoidoscopy.
-ExactIy.
:12:28
That's different
than your ass being on TV.
:12:31
-How?
-First of aII...
:12:32
...a network can't canceI your ass.
:12:34
Point weII taken.
:12:36
What demographics
do you hope to knock down...
:12:39
...with that big crack
winking at you?
:12:41
We're in pubIic. Can we
eIevate the IeveI of conversation?
:12:44
-Fine with me.
-Good.
:12:46
I jerked off to your secretary.
Do you mind?
:12:49
-Why shouId I mind?
-I don't know.
:12:50
I wanna forge ahead
with a cIear conscience.
:12:53
Pound away.
:12:54
you're a good friend.
:12:56
Larry wanted to have sex Iast night.
He even gave me the 30-second massage.