:20:00
He can mend a fight with sex.
:20:02
She can't have sex
untiI the fight's resoIved.
:20:04
Why is that?
:20:06
It's the difference between
the penis and the vagina.
:20:08
A penis is a thruster,
a battering ram, if you wiII.
:20:12
Even if it's mad, it can ram.
Sometimes it even heIps.
:20:15
It's the "mad-ram principIe. "
However, the vagina... .
:20:18
The vagina!
:20:20
The vagina has to be reIaxed
in order to open and receive.
:20:25
It can't be a gracious hostess
in a state of anger.
:20:28
That goes for bIowjobs
and kissing too.
:20:30
Every femaIe point of entry needs
to know that the penis is coming...
:20:35
...in peace.
:20:36
-Do you have Sweet'N Low?
-Is EquaI okay?
:20:39
Whatever.
:20:45
I've always felt no matter what
we were going through...
:20:48
...no matter how painful things got...
:20:50
...if our feet found each other
under the blankets...
:20:53
...even just the slightest
connection...
:20:55
...it'd tell us we'd entered
the demilitarized zone...
:20:58
... that we were gonna be okay,
that we were still an "us. "
:21:03
There are some hurts that you
never compIeteIy get over.
:21:07
And you think that time wiII diminish
their presence...
:21:11
...and to a degree it does...
:21:14
...but it stiII hurts,
because, weII...
:21:18
...hurt hurts.
:21:24
If you lose your room key...
:21:26
...contact the front desk.
:21:28
And if you've got valuables,
keep them in the hotel safe.
:21:31
It's complimentary.
:21:33
For family dining,
how about a pizza poolside...
:21:36
...from our Wolfgang Puck Cafe?
:21:38
Then it's a quick walk to
the Santa Monica Pier and beach.
:21:41
When the kids are acting up,
the waves will set them straight.