:19:00
Mommy, I need a drink of water!
:19:02
I'II be right there!
:19:04
you wanna know why
I don't taIk to you?
:19:06
you treat me Iike I'm a big pain
in the ass that gets in the way...
:19:10
...of what otherwise wouId be
a normaI, organized Iife!
:19:13
Have you ever thought that
everything isn't aIways about you?
:19:17
Maybe I'm tired! Maybe I'm deaIing
with 5000 things aII day Iong!
:19:21
Maybe every need you have
doesn't have to be met...
:19:24
...at the exact moment
you need it to be met!
:19:28
God, we have actuaI kids here, Ben.
:19:30
I am not a third chiId!
:19:33
I am not taIking about having
each of my needs met!
:19:36
I'm taIking about a connection!
:19:37
A Iook! Something that says
that we're on the same side here!
:19:42
Why don't you taIk
to your girIfriend?
:19:44
I'm sure she can heIp us
get back on the same side.
:19:55
To have a happy marriage is to accept
the chasm between men and women.
:19:59
Which is?
:20:00
He can mend a fight with sex.
:20:02
She can't have sex
untiI the fight's resoIved.
:20:04
Why is that?
:20:06
It's the difference between
the penis and the vagina.
:20:08
A penis is a thruster,
a battering ram, if you wiII.
:20:12
Even if it's mad, it can ram.
Sometimes it even heIps.
:20:15
It's the "mad-ram principIe. "
However, the vagina... .
:20:18
The vagina!
:20:20
The vagina has to be reIaxed
in order to open and receive.
:20:25
It can't be a gracious hostess
in a state of anger.
:20:28
That goes for bIowjobs
and kissing too.
:20:30
Every femaIe point of entry needs
to know that the penis is coming...
:20:35
...in peace.
:20:36
-Do you have Sweet'N Low?
-Is EquaI okay?
:20:39
Whatever.
:20:45
I've always felt no matter what
we were going through...
:20:48
...no matter how painful things got...
:20:50
...if our feet found each other
under the blankets...
:20:53
...even just the slightest
connection...
:20:55
...it'd tell us we'd entered
the demilitarized zone...
:20:58
... that we were gonna be okay,
that we were still an "us. "