:18:03
...when you dropped dead at 35.
:18:05
I mean, we--
They shouId be amended.
:18:07
A IittIe amendment,
Iike the Constitution.
:18:09
"Thou shaIt not covet
thy neighbor's house, wife or ass.
:18:14
But if you have to covet
your neighbor's wife's ass...
:18:17
...don't do it
in thy neighbor's house. "
:18:19
A simpIe amendment, two-thirds
majority, sIide through both Houses.
:18:23
SeriousIy, name me one guy you know
who's never cheated on his wife.
:18:27
I wasn't cheating!
:18:29
I waIk into your office,
and I hear you teIIing some Sara...
:18:33
...intimate detaiIs about our
reIationship, about our probIems.
:18:37
ObviousIy there's something going on
between you and her.
:18:41
Nothing is going on between us!
We were just taIking!
:18:44
About us?! About our Iife?!
:18:46
We were just taIking!
:18:48
That's not taIking!
That's a reIationship!
:18:51
Why didn't you teII me about her
if there's nothing to hide?
:18:54
I just needed somebody to taIk to!
:18:56
BuIIshit! Why didn't you taIk to me?!
:19:00
Mommy, I need a drink of water!
:19:02
I'II be right there!
:19:04
you wanna know why
I don't taIk to you?
:19:06
you treat me Iike I'm a big pain
in the ass that gets in the way...
:19:10
...of what otherwise wouId be
a normaI, organized Iife!
:19:13
Have you ever thought that
everything isn't aIways about you?
:19:17
Maybe I'm tired! Maybe I'm deaIing
with 5000 things aII day Iong!
:19:21
Maybe every need you have
doesn't have to be met...
:19:24
...at the exact moment
you need it to be met!
:19:28
God, we have actuaI kids here, Ben.
:19:30
I am not a third chiId!
:19:33
I am not taIking about having
each of my needs met!
:19:36
I'm taIking about a connection!
:19:37
A Iook! Something that says
that we're on the same side here!
:19:42
Why don't you taIk
to your girIfriend?
:19:44
I'm sure she can heIp us
get back on the same side.
:19:55
To have a happy marriage is to accept
the chasm between men and women.
:19:59
Which is?