:57:01
you try raising chiIdren
where everything's unscheduIed...
:57:05
...when everything's spontaneous!
:57:07
you know what? The kids need
a IittIe spontaneity too!
:57:10
I know that!
:57:12
I'm sick and tired of being
the designated driver of this marriage!
:57:17
Nobody designated you!
It's a roIe you gave yourseIf!
:57:20
BuIIshit! you gave me that roIe!
:57:22
Because God forbid Ben shouId ever
remember to canceI the newspapers...
:57:26
...or put washer fIuid in his car...
:57:28
...or participate in discipIining
his chiIdren...
:57:31
...instead of fIirting on the phone
with your girIfriend!
:57:34
you're not bringing that up again!
:57:36
you're damn straight
I'II bring it up again!
:57:39
I haven't spoken to her
in six months!
:57:41
Not once have you seen it
through my eyes!
:57:43
We don't have a pea under our mattress.
you know what we have?
:57:46
A fucking watermeIon!
:57:48
And you never wanna deaI with it!
:57:50
Oh, fuck it!
:57:52
Jesus!
:58:01
WeIcome home.
:58:11
Bye, Dad.
:58:12
-Thanks.
-I Iove you.
:58:15
-Bye, Mom.
-Buddy.
:58:19
Love you.
:58:21
See you guys in a month.
:58:29
Bye, you guys.
:58:31
-Bye, Daddy.
-CoupIe of weeks.
:58:33
-Watch your toes.
-See you.
:58:35
Bye, kids.
:58:52
Do you think we shouId get
one Iawyer or two?
:58:59
One.