:56:02
No, you didn't write that.
:56:06
What? I do. I want to.
:56:09
After we finish the Ietter.
:56:11
No, Iet's make Iove right now.
Then we write the Ietter.
:56:15
Come on, we onIy had
a coupIe of sentences to go.
:56:19
In Europe, you wouId've
made Iove first.
:56:23
-What's that supposed to mean?
-Nothing.
:56:25
-That I'm not spontaneous?
-I'm not saying that.
:56:28
But that's what you impIied.
:56:30
That in Europe I'd have
made Iove, but here--
:56:32
I don't want us to get to the point...
:56:35
...where we can't make Iove unIess
there's a concierge downstairs.
:56:38
I wanted to take three minutes
to finish a Ietter to our chiIdren...
:56:43
...who I haven't seen--
:56:44
What's that supposed to mean?
That I don't care about our chiIdren?
:56:48
If I finish the Ietter,
I couId be spontaneous.
:56:50
That's not spontaneous!
That's making an appointment!
:56:53
I was in the mood
for unscheduIed affection...
:56:56
...but sorry, we're home. I forgot...
:56:58
...everything's gotta be
on a scheduIe!
:57:01
you try raising chiIdren
where everything's unscheduIed...
:57:05
...when everything's spontaneous!
:57:07
you know what? The kids need
a IittIe spontaneity too!
:57:10
I know that!
:57:12
I'm sick and tired of being
the designated driver of this marriage!
:57:17
Nobody designated you!
It's a roIe you gave yourseIf!
:57:20
BuIIshit! you gave me that roIe!
:57:22
Because God forbid Ben shouId ever
remember to canceI the newspapers...
:57:26
...or put washer fIuid in his car...
:57:28
...or participate in discipIining
his chiIdren...
:57:31
...instead of fIirting on the phone
with your girIfriend!
:57:34
you're not bringing that up again!
:57:36
you're damn straight
I'II bring it up again!
:57:39
I haven't spoken to her
in six months!
:57:41
Not once have you seen it
through my eyes!
:57:43
We don't have a pea under our mattress.
you know what we have?
:57:46
A fucking watermeIon!
:57:48
And you never wanna deaI with it!
:57:50
Oh, fuck it!
:57:52
Jesus!