1:05:02
I see your ass.
1:05:04
That's what you think you see.
But in reaIity, there is no ass.
1:05:10
What the f--?
What are you teIIing me?
1:05:13
There is no ass, just the fatty part
at the top of each Ieg...
1:05:17
...that is butted up
against each other.
1:05:20
Hence the word "butt. "
1:05:22
See, essentiaIIy...
1:05:24
...what we're deaIing with here is
just a continuation of the Ieg.
1:05:27
Okay, aII right, now you Iost me.
1:05:30
It's aII iIIusions.
There is no such thing as an ass.
1:05:34
Just Iike there's no such thing as
the perfect marriage, job or chiId.
1:05:38
The whoIe notion of staying together
and Iiving happiIy ever after...
1:05:43
...aII iIIusions.
1:05:44
you're saying you don't beIieve
in everIasting Iove?
1:05:48
you're seeing the ass again
and not the tops of the Iegs.
1:05:53
Love is just Iust in disguise.
And Iust fades.
1:05:56
So you damn weII better be
with someone who can stand you.
1:06:00
Katie and I have moved way past
being abIe to stand each other.
1:06:04
We've moved right
into the hatred part.
1:06:06
I wouIdn't worry about it.
Hate fades.
1:06:10
Hate fades?
1:06:13
That's what you're gonna send me out
into the worId with?
1:06:17
"Hate fades. Love is Iust.
There is no ass. "
1:06:22
What a disappointment
you've turned out to be.
1:06:28
Just promise me one thing.
1:06:30
PIease promise me that you wiII not
say any of this to RacheI.
1:06:34
Are you crazy?
This conversation ends here.
1:06:37
When Stan caIIed me,
I couIdn't beIieve it.
1:06:39
I knew it was rough for you guys--
1:06:42
We didn't wanna say untiI we knew
we weren't getting back together.
1:06:45
Oh, my God.
1:06:49
How are you doing?
1:06:50
I don't know.
I thought I'd be devastated.
1:06:53
Maybe it just hasn't hit me.
1:06:58
-you're having an affair.
-What are you taIking about?