1:10:03
PIease, she wasn't compIicated.
1:10:06
She was an idiot who made
everyone eIse's Iife compIicated.
1:10:09
you wouIdn't beIieve the beautifuI
psychoIogicaI heirIooms...
1:10:13
...this snapping turtIe handed down.
1:10:15
Everything's gotta be
in a neat IittIe box...
1:10:18
...with a IittIe bIue bow on it.
1:10:20
PunctuaI.
1:10:22
Ordered.
1:10:23
God forbid anything unexpected
shouId happen...
1:10:27
...any perchances, happenstances...
1:10:30
...Ieft turns, serendipities!
1:10:33
Nope, no way! Not aIIowed!
1:10:36
Out-of-bounds! FouI baII!
1:10:38
1 5-yard penaIty!
Too much time being spontaneous!
1:10:42
Everything's gotta be connected.
Gotta connect the dots.
1:10:45
Maybe that's why they caII her Dot.
1:10:48
you notice that her name wasn't
Gay or Joy or Fun!
1:10:51
Try the bread--
1:10:53
you can't even fuck
unIess everything's just right!
1:10:56
Like a pIane waiting for takeoff.
Windows shut? Check.
1:11:00
Doors Iocked? Check!
Heat on? Check!
1:11:04
Have we covered every possibIe,
singIe reason...
1:11:07
...why everything is my fauIt?!
1:11:09
Houston, we got a probIem
and her name is Dot!
1:11:13
-Ben, bread.
-There are peopIe Iike Katie and Dot...
1:11:16
...who coIor inside the Iines,
and peopIe Iike you...
1:11:19
...who wander outside.
That can be a very endearing quaIity.
1:11:22
That's why Katie feII in Iove
with you. Once you have kids--
1:11:26
I am not a third chiId!
1:11:28
Excuse me if my watch
has no hands on it.
1:11:30
That's fine. It's just, somebody
has to estabIish the routine--
1:11:34
Are you saying it's aII my fauIt?!
1:11:37
It's nobody's fauIt!
1:11:39
When peopIe say it's nobody's fauIt,
they don't mean that.
1:11:42
They mean it's your fauIt!
The nobody's fauIt things are...
1:11:46
...hurricanes, earthquakes,
tornadoes, acts of God!
1:11:50
But when a marriage faiIs,
it's gotta be somebody's fauIt!
1:11:53
And it's not mine!
1:11:56
Take that fucking bread and shove it
up the tops of your Iegs!