1:11:00
Doors Iocked? Check!
Heat on? Check!
1:11:04
Have we covered every possibIe,
singIe reason...
1:11:07
...why everything is my fauIt?!
1:11:09
Houston, we got a probIem
and her name is Dot!
1:11:13
-Ben, bread.
-There are peopIe Iike Katie and Dot...
1:11:16
...who coIor inside the Iines,
and peopIe Iike you...
1:11:19
...who wander outside.
That can be a very endearing quaIity.
1:11:22
That's why Katie feII in Iove
with you. Once you have kids--
1:11:26
I am not a third chiId!
1:11:28
Excuse me if my watch
has no hands on it.
1:11:30
That's fine. It's just, somebody
has to estabIish the routine--
1:11:34
Are you saying it's aII my fauIt?!
1:11:37
It's nobody's fauIt!
1:11:39
When peopIe say it's nobody's fauIt,
they don't mean that.
1:11:42
They mean it's your fauIt!
The nobody's fauIt things are...
1:11:46
...hurricanes, earthquakes,
tornadoes, acts of God!
1:11:50
But when a marriage faiIs,
it's gotta be somebody's fauIt!
1:11:53
And it's not mine!
1:11:56
Take that fucking bread and shove it
up the tops of your Iegs!
1:12:41
Maybe I'm tired! Maybe I'm dealing
with 5000 things all day long!
1:12:45
Maybe every need you have
doesn 't have to be met...
1:12:48
...at the exact moment
you need it to be met!
1:12:50
I'm sick and tired of being
the designated driver of this marriage!
1:12:54
Nobody designated you!
It's a role you gave yourself!
1:12:57
Not once have you seen it
through my eyes!