:27:07
Would you like to come to my shop,
see me work?
:27:09
Yeah. That'd be great.
:27:11
How about tomorrow?
I can always use a little help.
:27:17
I'm sorry. You're probably busy.
That's okay.
:27:19
-I'd love to--
-Say no more.
:27:22
I understand.
:27:46
What happened?
:27:49
What happened to your head?
:27:51
I've been here nine hours. I got bored.
:27:52
You're a strange man.
:27:54
Now, will you get out of my apartment?
:27:56
-What happened?
-Nothing happened.
:27:59
Oskie, it's 6:00 in the morning.
:28:01
It was awful. As soon as
we left the gallery, our cab caught on fire.
:28:05
Then she elbowed me in the face.
:28:08
Then we both threw up.
:28:11
Then she slammed a car handle
into my balls.
:28:14
The entire night was a total disaster.
:28:17
-You're in love with her.
-Pretty much.
:28:23
I'll have to default on my mortgage...
:28:26
...and live in a box and walk on the street
with a bowl...
:28:29
...begging for crusts of bread
because of you, you bastard!
:28:32
-Nothing happened.
-Something always happens.
:28:34
When it's you and romance,
something always happens.
:28:37
You know what? I resent that, okay?
:28:39
I've had plenty of relationships
that were successful.
:28:42
Before they went absolutely nowhere.
:28:48
I'm sorry. Oscar, listen.
:28:49
I didn't mean that.
I really didn't mean that.
:28:52
You gotta see this woman, though.
:28:54
She's beautiful.
:28:57
And funny...
:28:58
...and smart.