:28:01
It was awful. As soon as
we left the gallery, our cab caught on fire.
:28:05
Then she elbowed me in the face.
:28:08
Then we both threw up.
:28:11
Then she slammed a car handle
into my balls.
:28:14
The entire night was a total disaster.
:28:17
-You're in love with her.
-Pretty much.
:28:23
I'll have to default on my mortgage...
:28:26
...and live in a box and walk on the street
with a bowl...
:28:29
...begging for crusts of bread
because of you, you bastard!
:28:32
-Nothing happened.
-Something always happens.
:28:34
When it's you and romance,
something always happens.
:28:37
You know what? I resent that, okay?
:28:39
I've had plenty of relationships
that were successful.
:28:42
Before they went absolutely nowhere.
:28:48
I'm sorry. Oscar, listen.
:28:49
I didn't mean that.
I really didn't mean that.
:28:52
You gotta see this woman, though.
:28:54
She's beautiful.
:28:57
And funny...
:28:58
...and smart.
:29:01
And she has an ass that is so sexy
that I struggle to even understand it.
:29:06
You gonna crochet that
and send it to her mother?
:29:11
You're starting to sound
like you have a very low opinion of me.
:29:15
You know that's not true.
:29:16
But this project represents
a major opportunity for us.
:29:19
All of our dreams could come true.
:29:21
I'm sure Amy is lovely and complicated...
:29:24
...but there are a million girls out there...
:29:26
...and just one project like this,
so I'm begging you, please, please...
:29:30
...stay away from Amy...
:29:33
...and her bewildering ass.
:29:41
Okay, I'll stay away.
:29:45
Sorry.
:29:51
Move it.