:54:02
So he's not your type?
:54:06
Well, he's....
:54:09
No.
:54:11
No, I prefer to date people
who are a little...
:54:14
...a little more....
:54:16
-I don't know.
-Not so big and tall.
:54:19
Exactly.
:54:20
What are your thoughts on penis size?
:54:26
Do you know, I haven't exactly
organized my thoughts on that yet.
:54:30
Between you and me, when I was
dating Kevin, we had a real problem.
:54:34
He has this giant thing!
:54:36
No kidding.
:54:37
I was surprised when Kevin told me
he was gay. You can't always tell.
:54:41
Can you pass me the razor?
:54:46
I'm gonna go.
:54:47
Actually, I had a lesbian experience once.
:54:50
Really?
:54:51
You did?
:54:53
Yeah, it was in college.
:54:56
There was this Brazilian girl
in my intro philosophy class.
:55:00
One night we were studying
and sitting on her bed...
:55:03
...and her hair brushed my hand...
:55:05
...and all of a sudden
I noticed how amazing she looked.
:55:09
Olive skin and these incredible
bee-stung lips and these beautiful....
:55:13
You know how it is in college.
We experimented.
:55:18
Yeah, you had a....
:55:20
Well, good for you, I say.
:55:22
I'm saying good for you.
:55:24
I could never tell a straight guy that.
:55:27
He'd ask creepy questions,
try to weasel out details.
:55:29
That's weird. That is sick and weird.
:55:32
Men have these stupid
Penthouse-Spice Channel fantasies...
:55:35
...about two women together...
:55:37
...in garter belts, push-up bras
and high heels.
:55:41
-That's just not how it happens.
-Well, of course not.
:55:45
What happens is....
:55:47
It was just different.
:55:48
She was passionate and sensitive.
:55:54
Listen to me.
This must be so boring for you.
:55:58
No, I mean, it's not that boring.