1:00:04
For the last time...
1:00:06
...I'm not gay.
1:00:09
We know.
1:00:11
But you don't believe me.
1:00:13
No, we do. We do.
1:00:15
This is ridiculous.
I've known you my entire life.
1:00:18
What would make you think
that I'm gay now?
1:00:20
The wall treatments.
1:00:25
The hors d'oeuvres.
1:00:27
Yeah, and all the...
1:00:30
...gay things.
1:00:31
What's wrong with wall treatments?
1:00:33
Do you know how hard it is...
1:00:35
...to decide between sponging,
glazing and spackling?
1:00:39
Never mind.
1:00:40
No, it's okay.
1:00:42
Some people might think you're a freak,
but not me.
1:00:47
I knew you were gay all along.
1:00:49
I'm just glad you figured it out for yourself.
1:00:51
Remember when we went skiing
and went into the hot tub...
1:00:54
...and you sort of brushed up against me...
1:00:57
...and you didn't say anything...
1:00:59
...you just looked at me kind of funny?
1:01:04
-Were you hitting on me?
-Okay, you're right. I'm gay.
1:01:06
I've always been gay.
1:01:08
All these years of friendship,
football and me chasing after girls?
1:01:11
A ruse. A clever little trick
just to get all of you into bed.
1:01:15
That's right. I want all of you.
1:01:19
Zack, with your lilting laugh.
1:01:21
Bill, your farts...
1:01:23
...they're like perfume to me.
1:01:25
And Rick...
1:01:26
...you really figured me out, man.
1:01:31
I want you most of all.
1:01:33
My God.
1:01:37
Mom, you're not listening. I'm not gay.
1:01:40
You don't have to lie, son.
1:01:43
I'm not lying.
1:01:44
Look, I just have to pretend
to be gay for work.
1:01:49
I know it sounds crazy.
1:01:51
No, you did a brave thing,
and I think it's wonderful.
1:01:54
Dad must be going nuts.
1:01:55
No, your father feels exactly the same way.
1:01:59
Put him on the phone.