1:01:04
-Were you hitting on me?
-Okay, you're right. I'm gay.
1:01:06
I've always been gay.
1:01:08
All these years of friendship,
football and me chasing after girls?
1:01:11
A ruse. A clever little trick
just to get all of you into bed.
1:01:15
That's right. I want all of you.
1:01:19
Zack, with your lilting laugh.
1:01:21
Bill, your farts...
1:01:23
...they're like perfume to me.
1:01:25
And Rick...
1:01:26
...you really figured me out, man.
1:01:31
I want you most of all.
1:01:33
My God.
1:01:37
Mom, you're not listening. I'm not gay.
1:01:40
You don't have to lie, son.
1:01:43
I'm not lying.
1:01:44
Look, I just have to pretend
to be gay for work.
1:01:49
I know it sounds crazy.
1:01:51
No, you did a brave thing,
and I think it's wonderful.
1:01:54
Dad must be going nuts.
1:01:55
No, your father feels exactly the same way.
1:01:59
Put him on the phone.
1:02:02
He can't come to the phone right now.
1:02:05
He's busy.
1:02:16
I'm never gonna have sex again.
1:02:19
Come on, Oscar. Of course you will.
1:02:21
Just maybe not with a woman.
1:02:34
Hi, honey.
1:02:40
-Wanna hang out with us?
-You wouldn't believe the day I've had.
1:02:43
Listen, I made you something.
1:02:46
Open it up.
1:02:51
Oh, God.
1:02:53
I'm so proud of you.
1:02:55
Oh, don't be.
1:02:57
That was nothing.
1:02:59
That's not true.
You're proud of who you are.