1:02:02
He can't come to the phone right now.
1:02:05
He's busy.
1:02:16
I'm never gonna have sex again.
1:02:19
Come on, Oscar. Of course you will.
1:02:21
Just maybe not with a woman.
1:02:34
Hi, honey.
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-Wanna hang out with us?
-You wouldn't believe the day I've had.
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Listen, I made you something.
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Open it up.
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Oh, God.
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I'm so proud of you.
1:02:55
Oh, don't be.
1:02:57
That was nothing.
1:02:59
That's not true.
You're proud of who you are.
1:03:01
Not everyone's like that.
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-Come hang out with us.
-No, I don't want to.
1:03:06
We have margaritas.
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Gross!
1:03:14
The best one is,
''I won't use a line on you.''
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The anti-line line.
1:03:18
-I hate that.
-That is a stupid one.
1:03:20
Is it the same for you? Do you get
the same kind of come-ons as us?
1:03:26
Well, sometimes.
1:03:28
Like the other day...
1:03:29
...I was on a bus,
and this guy comes up to me and says...
1:03:33
...''Do you work out?''
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The old workout line.
Does anyone fall for that?
1:03:40
Shut up!
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And then, you know, he's...
1:03:45
...staring...
1:03:46
...I mean, staring at my butt.
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So I turn around.
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Then, of course,
my crotch is right in his face.
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Oh, please!
1:03:54
So I turn around again,
and then there's butt.
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So it's like butt, crotch, butt, crotch...
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...butt, butt, butt!