1:03:01
Not everyone's like that.
1:03:03
-Come hang out with us.
-No, I don't want to.
1:03:06
We have margaritas.
1:03:12
Gross!
1:03:14
The best one is,
''I won't use a line on you.''
1:03:16
The anti-line line.
1:03:18
-I hate that.
-That is a stupid one.
1:03:20
Is it the same for you? Do you get
the same kind of come-ons as us?
1:03:26
Well, sometimes.
1:03:28
Like the other day...
1:03:29
...I was on a bus,
and this guy comes up to me and says...
1:03:33
...''Do you work out?''
1:03:36
The old workout line.
Does anyone fall for that?
1:03:40
Shut up!
1:03:43
And then, you know, he's...
1:03:45
...staring...
1:03:46
...I mean, staring at my butt.
1:03:49
So I turn around.
1:03:50
Then, of course,
my crotch is right in his face.
1:03:52
Oh, please!
1:03:54
So I turn around again,
and then there's butt.
1:03:56
So it's like butt, crotch, butt, crotch...
1:03:58
...butt, butt, butt!
1:04:00
Go, Oscar!
1:04:01
And I'm thinking, ''Hey, pal, I'm a person.
I'm not an object.''
1:04:05
Absolutely.
1:04:06
I have feelings.
It doesn't matter that he's right...
1:04:09
...that I have a finely toned,
picture-perfect, award-winning ass!
1:04:14
There's more to me than that.
1:04:15
That's right. You're not a piece of meat.
1:04:18
Whatever happened to subtlety?
1:04:20
Whatever happened
to getting to know somebody first?
1:04:25
If all men were gay, it'd be perfect.
1:04:46
I love you so much.
You've changed my whole life.
1:04:49
I want to make you happy.
That's all that matters.
1:04:55
I've got something to tell you too.
1:04:59
I'm going to get married.