1:35:00
What I'd like you to do, sir,
is to observe the proceedings.
1:35:03
Would you give all your attention
to the performance? Thank you.
1:35:06
Barker, what are you doing? Joining in?
1:35:09
My dancing days are long over,
Mr Gilbert.
1:35:13
Over, Barker, but not forgotten.
1:35:15
Ladies, opening attitudes, "s'il vous plaît".
1:35:17
From the beginning,
counting two bars, Mrs Russell.
1:35:20
- Thank you.
- One, two. Two, two.
1:35:33
# Three little maids from school are we
1:35:35
# Pert as a schoolgirl well can be
1:35:37
# Filled to the brim with girlish glee
1:35:40
- # Three little maids from school
- Fans!
1:35:42
# Everything is a source of fun
1:35:45
# Nobody's safe, for we care for none
1:35:50
# Life is a joke that's just begun
1:35:55
# Three little maids from school
1:35:57
All fans rising slowly...
1:35:59
- And!
- # Three little maids who all unwary
1:36:02
Stop! Thank you very much!
Now, Miss Sixpence...
1:36:05
Carte! I beg your pardon.
1:36:07
Let me introduce our Japanese guests.
1:36:10
Ladies. Mr D'Oyly Carte. Our proprietor.
1:36:13
- Please continue.
- Thank you very much.
1:36:15
Now. Miss Sixpence Please.
1:36:17
That performance
that you have witnessed...
1:36:20
...was not even remotely Japanese.
Am I right?
1:36:24
Japanese.
1:36:28
- Sir. Japanese?
- Japanese.
1:36:32
- No.
- No.
1:36:34
- Thank you very much.
- Excuse me, Mr Gilbert, sir.
1:36:36
- Japanese.
- Japanese.
1:36:39
- Yes.
- Yes.
1:36:42
- He hasn't got any idea what you mean.
- That's blatantly obvious, D'Auban!
1:36:46
- Parlate italiano?
- If he doesn't speak English...
1:36:49
...he's hardly likely to speak Italian!
1:36:51
I beg your pardon, Mr Gilbert.
1:36:53
Porca miseria!
Non posso lavorare cosí!
1:36:55
It's a waste of time!
1:36:57
If you three ladies come with me,
please.