:35:00
You see, l rent the room
from this old woman...
:35:03
and she doesn't like me
bringing guys back to the place.
:35:05
lf you're not into this,
l totally understand.
:35:08
No, l am.
:35:15
Well, what about Wonder Bar?
:35:17
What do we want to go
to a bar for?
:35:20
Right. Right.
:35:23
Yeah.
l usually don't go to bars.
:35:26
Well, l did tonight, but...
:35:28
Well, l go to bars,
but not a lot.
:35:32
l used to think
l didn't like gay people...
:35:34
but now, actually, l think
that l do like gay people.
:35:37
There was a time
that l felt like...
:35:40
l wasn't one of them.
:35:42
You know? Culturally.
:35:45
You suck dick, right?
:35:50
Yeah, but what l mean is,
l don't have bleached hair...
:35:54
and l don't look good
in Lycra...
:35:56
and l don't work out...much.
:35:58
You ever had a boyfriend?
:36:01
l wouldn't call him a boyfriend.
:36:05
He was actually something
totally random.
:36:08
l met him in the library...
:36:10
and he was really cute...
:36:11
and he had this ltalian accent,
which l love.
:36:13
l totally love guys
with accents.
:36:17
l mean, l was nuts.
:36:19
l mean, l was totally goofy
for this guy.
:36:23
But then, you know, one day...
:36:26
we just stopped having
things to talk about.
:36:31
Then l stopped calling him
to see if he'd call me...
:36:34
and he didn't.
:36:36
lt was probably better anyways.
:36:38
l mean, l didn't have a bedroom.
:36:41
l mean, what's the use
of having a boyfriend...
:36:43
if you don't have
a bedroom, right?
:36:46
Besides, l started getting
this nagging feeling...
:36:48
you know, that he was lying
to me all the time.
:36:53
l don't think he was ltalian.
:36:55
l actually think he was
Puerto Rican or something.