:36:01
l wouldn't call him a boyfriend.
:36:05
He was actually something
totally random.
:36:08
l met him in the library...
:36:10
and he was really cute...
:36:11
and he had this ltalian accent,
which l love.
:36:13
l totally love guys
with accents.
:36:17
l mean, l was nuts.
:36:19
l mean, l was totally goofy
for this guy.
:36:23
But then, you know, one day...
:36:26
we just stopped having
things to talk about.
:36:31
Then l stopped calling him
to see if he'd call me...
:36:34
and he didn't.
:36:36
lt was probably better anyways.
:36:38
l mean, l didn't have a bedroom.
:36:41
l mean, what's the use
of having a boyfriend...
:36:43
if you don't have
a bedroom, right?
:36:46
Besides, l started getting
this nagging feeling...
:36:48
you know, that he was lying
to me all the time.
:36:53
l don't think he was ltalian.
:36:55
l actually think he was
Puerto Rican or something.
:37:00
Well, Gabe,
maybe l should get going.
:37:04
Uh, wait! Uh...
:37:11
l do know this one guy.
:37:14
From my writer's workshop.
:37:16
Well, l don't know.
Maybe we could, uh...
:37:19
go to his place.
:37:20
Great. Call him.
:37:22
He's not at home, actually.
:37:25
He's at a piano bar.
:37:32
l told my friend, the writer
:37:35
How happy l would be
:37:37
lf he'd write an opening number
:37:39
Especially for me
:37:42
But when he had it finished
:37:44
lt came as quite a shock
:37:46
He handed me a song titled
:37:48
How do you like my...
:37:51
l said, ''You can't do that
in public''
:37:53
l said, ''Even l wouldn't dare''
:37:56
So he made a few small changes
:37:59
Now l can sing it anywhere