:37:00
Well, Gabe,
maybe l should get going.
:37:04
Uh, wait! Uh...
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l do know this one guy.
:37:14
From my writer's workshop.
:37:16
Well, l don't know.
Maybe we could, uh...
:37:19
go to his place.
:37:20
Great. Call him.
:37:22
He's not at home, actually.
:37:25
He's at a piano bar.
:37:32
l told my friend, the writer
:37:35
How happy l would be
:37:37
lf he'd write an opening number
:37:39
Especially for me
:37:42
But when he had it finished
:37:44
lt came as quite a shock
:37:46
He handed me a song titled
:37:48
How do you like my...
:37:51
l said, ''You can't do that
in public''
:37:53
l said, ''Even l wouldn't dare''
:37:56
So he made a few small changes
:37:59
Now l can sing it anywhere
:38:11
Como te gusta mi pinga
:38:13
En tus pantalones
:38:16
Como te gusta mi pinga
:38:18
Y mis cajones
:38:20
lt's the same old thing
in the same old hole
:38:24
But when you say it in Espanyol
:38:26
lt sounds divine
:38:31
Como te gusta mi pinga
:38:33
Es muy caliente
:38:36
Como te gusta mi pinga
:38:39
Es grande plenty
:38:41
You don't go around
:38:43
Shouting, ''You're well-hung''
:38:44
But when you do it
in another tongue
:38:47
lt's just fine
:38:49
When the hour's late,
and l don't have a date
:38:52
And l feel that l can't go on
:38:54
l lift up my head,
and l stick out my chin
:38:57
And l talk like
:38:59
Montalban