:54:00
Now, that's my nature.
:54:02
Uh, can you stand over there?
:54:04
A little pee shy?
Oh, don't worry.
:54:06
Miss Coco's here to help.
:54:10
You look like a nice person.
You do.
:54:12
So, as a truth seeker...
:54:15
l feel it's my duty
to tell you...
:54:18
that Mark is a no-good
fucking piece of rat shit.
:54:21
Don't get me wrong.
:54:23
He's handsome.
:54:25
He's charming.
:54:27
Huge penis.
:54:32
Oh, believe me, Gabriel, l know.
:54:38
l'd really like to hear this,
but could you--
:54:41
Turn around?
Sure.
:54:45
Yeah, l remember the first time
l met him.
:54:48
lt was two years ago,
Gay Pride Day.
:54:50
l was on the train going home
from the festivities...
:54:55
and he was sitting
across from me, sleeping.
:54:59
But he wasn't really sleeping.
Oh, no.
:55:02
He was pretending to sleep...
:55:04
because he knows he looks like
an angel when he's sleeping...
:55:07
and not the Antichrist
he really is.
:55:09
And even though l could tell
he was faking...
:55:12
l went along with it.
:55:13
Call me crazy.
l don't know.
:55:16
Anyway, we started talking...
:55:18
and he gives me some line about
some old lady he lives with...
:55:21
and he asks if he can
go back to my place.
:55:23
l told him.
:55:25
l don't invite strangers
up to my apartment.
:55:28
And then he looks down
at his crotch...
:55:31
and then back up at me,
and he says...
:55:33
''lt's big, it's beautiful...
:55:36
''and you're going to love it.''
:55:38
And l said, ''Oh...
:55:40
''all right.''
:55:43
And as he walked me back
to my apartment...
:55:47
on that gay night of nights...
:55:49
he took my hand gently into his.
:55:52
And for a moment...
:55:54
l felt like the luckiest
drag queen in the world.
:55:57
And l fantasized--
:55:58
''Yes. This is it.