:56:01
''This is the man
l'm going to spend...
:56:03
''the rest of my life with.''
:56:04
l'd be the one to show him
the virtues of a loving heart.
:56:10
But do you know what he did?
:56:12
He took that heart,
he tossed it on the floor.
:56:14
With his little Satan hoofs,
he jumped.
:56:17
He jumped hard.
:56:19
The truth is, Gabriel, when
we got back to my apartment...
:56:22
he threw me on the bed.
:56:24
He tore off all my clothes.
:56:25
Will you hold on
one goddamn minute?!
:56:27
Come on!
:56:28
Jesus Christ.
:56:31
Now l forgot where l was.
:56:33
Where was l?
:56:34
Threw you on the bed,
tore off all your clothes.
:56:36
Right.
:56:39
So l'm licking his balls.
:56:41
Next thing l know...
:56:43
he comes in my eye,
and he's out the door.
:56:45
Gone.
:56:47
You ever get come in your eye,
Gabriel, hmm?
:56:50
lt burns.
:56:52
So, there l was...
:56:54
lying in the middle of my bed
completely naked...
:56:57
with an eye full of come,
thinking to myself...
:57:05
And then, the next day...
:57:07
when l call the number
he'd given me earlier...
:57:09
it was the Brooklyn
Botanical Gardens.
:57:11
And would believe?
:57:12
They never even heard
of a Mark Miranda.
:57:16
But am l bitter?
:57:19
Absolutely.
:57:21
Let's face it, Gabriel.
:57:23
You are just another
little phone number...
:57:24
on a dirty cocktail napkin...
:57:26
shoved into the bottom
of his pocket.
:57:31
Good boy.
:57:33
But do what you will.
:57:35
l only offer you
this information...
:57:38
because l'm a giver.
:57:40
Who knows?
:57:42
Maybe someday
we'll meet again...
:57:43
and l'll be able
to look at you and say...
:57:52
''l told you so.''