1:10:01
Oh, my God, it's so hysterical
that you guys are here.
1:10:04
lsn't that hilarious?
1:10:05
French fries.
1:10:06
Thank you.
1:10:07
lt's really good you didn't come
to the show tonight.
1:10:10
We were really off.
You want some?
1:10:12
Anyway, the girl
playing John the Baptist--
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horribly allergic to gladiolas--
Who knew?
1:10:18
So there's a chance
l might go on tomorrow night.
1:10:20
Didn't we order cheese fries?
1:10:22
Oh, yeah.
Should we tell her?
1:10:25
We're out of Thousand lsland.
l gave you Ranch.
1:10:29
Oh, well.
1:10:30
l have to tell you
about this really artsy party...
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this French-Canadian girl
in my acting class threw.
1:10:35
Everyone there, they wrote,
like, poems or novellas.
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So this one college guy--
He was Asian--
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He gets up with this little
leatherette portfolio...
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with a satin ribbon to tie it,
and he's going to read poetry.
1:10:44
But before he starts reading...
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he tell us about his fascination
with the human body.
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But he says what
fascinates him even more...
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is what comes out
of the human body.
1:10:53
l know l'm lactose intolerant...
1:10:55
but l really wish
these had cheese on them.
1:10:57
Anyway, evidently,
he's tasted everything...
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that's come out
of his body except shit...
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and he says he'll probably
taste that one day, too.
1:11:03
And then he reads
a poem about shit...
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so l'm thinking,
this guy really likes shit.
1:11:07
But then he keeps reading,
and he reads seventeen poems...
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all about shit.
Seventeen. l'm not kidding.
1:11:12
And he's talking about
the smells and the colors--
1:11:14
Gabe, can you pass me
the ketchup?
1:11:16
l was so relieved
when he got tired of reading.
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Then this ethnic woman
stands up.
1:11:20
She was Native American
or Filipino. l can't tell.
1:11:23
She didn't have a poem
to read...
1:11:25
so she tells us about a problem
she's having--this sex problem.
1:11:28
She said there's some force...
1:11:30
that's just making her
screw around all the time.
1:11:33
Now all these guys
are after her...
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and, l mean, she's not
what l would call sexy.
1:11:37
Not that l'm into women, but
l can tell when a woman's sexy.
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l mean, it's not that
she was a skank or anything.
1:11:43
She just wasn't what l would
call sexy, that's all.
1:11:46
Anyway--This is really funny--
1:11:48
l drank so much homemade
rose hip iced tea...
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that l really had to pee
in the middle of her story.
1:11:54
So l go to the bathroom...
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but the bathroom door's locked,
so l'm kind of standing there.
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l'm looking at the wallpaper,
which was giving me a headache.