:15:03
There you go. Chug it. What do
you mean, is he a boy or a girl ?
:15:09
Look at the size of that sausage !
:15:15
I just got so excited about next year,
Florida State and the future...
:15:20
I think I need to be your wide receiver.
:15:24
- Really, babe ? Here ?
- Not here here.
:15:27
But somewhere here.
:15:38
- How come you never dress like that ?
- It costs a lot to look that cheap.
:15:42
- She's pretty sharp. She pulls A's.
- That's not all she pulls.
:15:46
- I'm just saying she's not stupid.
- You shut up.
:15:51
She broke my heart
so I broke her jaw...
:15:56
- When did you graduate ?
- I'm class of 1980.
:16:02
- He's class of 1980.
- And you still come to these parties ?
:16:08
- I never miss these.
- That's team spirit.
:16:15
Are you ready to be on
"America's Hilarious Home Videos" ?
:16:18
- Absolutely.
- All right. Put down that glass.
:16:23
Pick up that there flower pot.
:16:26
Bring it up over your head.
Now close your eyes.
:16:31
Think real hard...
You getting this ?
:16:35
Say, "I'm stupid and I'm about
to get hit in the nuts."
:16:42
- That's funny.
- Ain't it ?
:16:44
They need to change the name to
"America's Funniest Shots in the Nuts".
:16:53
- I don't know if I can concentrate here.
- Relax...
:16:59
Let the dryer do the work.