:02:02
Not like us. We're
totally more evolved.
:02:06
Fran knows everything about men.
She's gonna do a Ph.D. in blokeology.
:02:11
Two fruit bars, please.
:02:14
Fran says there is
a Mr. Right, one guy who's it.
:02:18
The one. It's predestined.
:02:19
Like Videoplus numbers
in the TV Times.
:02:22
You type in this
long number and boing!
:02:24
Machine knows when to switch on.
:02:26
It's like that with blokes.
Meet the right one and boing!
:02:29
The jigsaw piece is found.
:02:32
Suddenly, everything's yummy.
Dogs bark, bees buzz...
:02:36
...and the world is
switched to permanent chill.
:02:39
lf there's no point in doing it...
:02:42
...unless it's with
Mr. Barcode Jigsaw Piece...
:02:44
...then l run the risk
of never doing it.
:02:47
l could be the world's first
1 04-year-old virgin.
:02:51
You lose your virginity once, so
you want to do it right. Right?
:02:55
You want to be able to look back...
:02:57
...and think warm stuff
about the night you lost it.
:03:00
Not, "Oh, shit, why
did I do it with that creep?"
:03:05
What?
:03:06
We've only been going out
two hours and 24 minutes.
:03:10
-Are you frigid?
-No.
:03:12
-Lesbian?
-No.
:03:14
You'll know what
to do with this then.
:03:17
I mean, I don't want much.
Just a bit of romance.
:03:20
Ciao, ice woman.
:03:24
No, bollocks. Strike that.
:03:25
I want a lot of romance.
Loads. I want the whole works.
:03:29
I want Mr. Right Bloke to
sweep me off my size fives...
:03:33
...and whisk me away on
a magic carpet ride of romance.
:03:37
I want a moonlit serenade.
:03:39
I want to see a blanket of stars
and hear soft words in my ear.
:03:43
I want to be flown head-on into a
massive, swirling vortex of emotion.
:03:48
Such a great word, isn't it?
:03:51
Vortex....
:03:53
You zapped his barcode
and it registered " no sale."
:03:56
No sweat. Don't win the lottery
unless you scratch a few cards.