:24:04
Oh, man, you made friends with 'em.
:24:10
See, friendship is the booze
they feed you...
:24:13
'cause they want you to get drunk
and feel like you belong.
:24:16
Well, it was fun.
:24:19
Because they make you feel cool.
:24:22
- And, hey, I met you. You are not cool.
- I know.
:24:27
Even when I thought I was,
I knew I wasn't.
:24:30
Because we are uncool.
:24:33
While women will always be
a problem for guys like us...
:24:37
most of the great art in the world
is about that very problem.
:24:41
Good-looking people--
they got no spine.
:24:45
Their art never lasts.
:24:48
They get the girls,
but we're smarter.
:24:52
- Yeah, I can really see that now.
- Yeah, 'cause great artist about...
:24:56
you know, guilt and longing...
:24:58
and, you know,
love disguised as sex...
:25:01
and sex disguised as love.
:25:03
Hey, let's face it.
You got a big head start.
:25:07
I'm glad you were home.
:25:08
I'm always home.
I'm uncool.
:25:11
- Me too.
- You're doing great, you know?
:25:14
The only true currency
in this bankrupt world...
:25:17
is what you share with someone else
when you're uncool.
:25:21
Listen, my advice to you--
:25:24
and I know you think
these guys are your friends--
:25:27
if you wanna be a true friend to them...
:25:29
be honest and unmerciful.
:25:36
" I'm flying high
over Tupelo, Mississippi...
:25:39
with America's hottest band...
:25:42
and we're all about to die."
:25:45
- Dark, lively.
- Yeah, yeah, and it gets better.
:25:48
- Did this all really happen?
- I'll call and check the quotes.
:25:55
Holy shit! I just got off the phone
with Rolling Stone.
:25:58
They called me too.
What's he using?