:25:01
and sex disguised as love.
:25:03
Hey, let's face it.
You got a big head start.
:25:07
I'm glad you were home.
:25:08
I'm always home.
I'm uncool.
:25:11
- Me too.
- You're doing great, you know?
:25:14
The only true currency
in this bankrupt world...
:25:17
is what you share with someone else
when you're uncool.
:25:21
Listen, my advice to you--
:25:24
and I know you think
these guys are your friends--
:25:27
if you wanna be a true friend to them...
:25:29
be honest and unmerciful.
:25:36
" I'm flying high
over Tupelo, Mississippi...
:25:39
with America's hottest band...
:25:42
and we're all about to die."
:25:45
- Dark, lively.
- Yeah, yeah, and it gets better.
:25:48
- Did this all really happen?
- I'll call and check the quotes.
:25:55
Holy shit! I just got off the phone
with Rolling Stone.
:25:58
They called me too.
What's he using?
:26:00
All-- he's using it all.
This, according to the "fact-checker."
:26:03
So what?
:26:05
"So what" ?
We come off like amateurs...
:26:08
some average band trying to come
to grips with success...
:26:12
jealous and fighting
and breaking up.
:26:15
We're buffoons.
:26:17
" Rock and roll can save the world" ?
:26:20
"The chicks are great" ?
I sound like a dick.
:26:23
- You are a dick.
- I never said that.
:26:26
Maybe we just don't see ourselves
the way we really are.
:26:28
Is it that hard
to make us look cool?
:26:32
This kid has you on acid screaming,
" I'm a golden god" from a fan's rooftop.
:26:36
They used him to fuck us. They'll
probably just put you on the cover.
:26:40
Wait. I never said,
" I'm a golden god."
:26:45
Or did I ?
:26:47
He was never a person.
He was a journalist!
:26:50
It's phenomenal, William,
to be quite honest with you.
:26:52
It's sophisticated, intelligent. We
only had to cut out a couple of grafs.
:26:55
Jeff Bebe's mother already sent over a
whole shoe box full of childhood photos.
:26:58
- She did?
- But it's really gonna look fantastic.