:02:02
Okay. I never say "no"
to help and money.
:02:06
- How much do you pay?
- I'm doing you a favor.
:02:11
- I told you, you look like a fool!
- Are you unemployed?
:02:15
- Unemployed and starved.
- And dying to help!
:02:19
- Then the job is yours.
- Fine. The job is yours.
:02:22
- How much is the pay?
- Not much.
:02:25
On the other hand,
the work is plenty.
:02:29
- So you need two helpers.
- For the price of one.
:02:33
- And how much is that?
- How much?
:02:35
- Five crowns.
- Five crowns.
:02:38
- Is that good for you, Chicó?
- It is for me.
:02:42
So let's do the math. Chicó
works for two, gets paid for one.
:02:46
- I'll do all the work?
- Of course not...
:02:49
but you can do half, can't you?
:02:51
- I guess so.
- It's settled.
:02:54
He works for 2, gets paid for 1,
does half the chores.
:02:58
I work for 2 more, get paid for 1,
and do the other half.
:03:02
- I said 2 for the price of 1!
- This is 4 for the price of 2...
:03:08
which comes out
the same, master!
:03:12
- Is that right?
- Sure it is. Can't you add?
:03:18
It's a deal.
:03:22
There are more than
60 types of cuckolds.
:03:26
Wow! That's more
than there are birds!
:03:29
The "hasty" type is
cuckolded before marriage...
:03:33
and the "careful" type
likes his wife well-dressed!
:03:38
Come on, dearie,
eat it, please!
:03:43
Forgive my asking,
but do you talk to dogs?
:03:48
I do. Why?
Do you want to talk to me?
:03:51
- And does it listen?
- She listens...
:03:55
but she doesn't
do what I say.
:03:58
I've been begging her to eat
all day, but she just won't.