:28:02
Let 'em try.
:28:05
Black folks will be outraged.
:28:07
So what? We'll just give
the NAACP a little donation.
:28:10
I've dealt with those guys
before. Big deal.
:28:12
Where I come from, there's
no such thing as bad publicity.
:28:15
This is not about the NAACP.
:28:20
The content of the show is...
:28:23
It's just politically incorrect.
:28:25
Who wants to be P.C.
these days anyway?
:28:28
A couple of minutes,
you'll go singing and dancing...
:28:31
shucking and jiving,
good fun home entertainment.
:28:34
Exactly.
:28:35
Let me ask you,
who are the other characters?
:28:39
You got characters developed?
It can't just be these two.
:28:41
We have
three-dimensional characters.
:28:45
How about Honeycutt?
:28:47
Topsy? Rastus?
:28:49
Little Nigger Jim?
:28:52
And Sambo?
:28:53
And I would be remiss
to not mention Aunt Jemima.
:29:01
Aunt Jemima's
gonna rock the doo-rag, right?
:29:04
This is gonna be crazy shit.
:29:05
We're gonna hit 'em with
the bomb-diggity on this one.
:29:07
Now, what's the setting?
:29:09
The projects.
:29:11
No. That's your first bad move.
:29:14
That's the problem
with everything today.
:29:15
TVs, movies, hip-hop
all takes place in the hood...
:29:18
and everybody wants to bust
a cap in a motherfucker.
:29:21
That's not
what we're gonna do here.
:29:23
No gold teeth,
none of that shit.
:29:24
Check this out.
:29:25
"Mantan's New Millennium
"Minstrel Show"...
:29:29
takes place on a plantation.
:29:31
Check this out.
:29:33
Every week, these two
Alabama porch monkeys...
:29:36
they're gonna make us laugh,
make us cry...
:29:39
they'll make us
feel good to be Americans.
:29:41
You know what?
:29:42
The Alabama porch monkey
plantation shit is wrong.
:29:46
OK, let's cut it.
:29:49
It should be
a watermelon patch.
:29:50
What?!
:29:51
I like watermelon.
It's good for you, too.
:29:54
Have you lost your mind?
:29:55
Do you know
how much mail we will get?
:29:58
Exactly! There will be nothing
else like it on television!