:29:01
Aunt Jemima's
gonna rock the doo-rag, right?
:29:04
This is gonna be crazy shit.
:29:05
We're gonna hit 'em with
the bomb-diggity on this one.
:29:07
Now, what's the setting?
:29:09
The projects.
:29:11
No. That's your first bad move.
:29:14
That's the problem
with everything today.
:29:15
TVs, movies, hip-hop
all takes place in the hood...
:29:18
and everybody wants to bust
a cap in a motherfucker.
:29:21
That's not
what we're gonna do here.
:29:23
No gold teeth,
none of that shit.
:29:24
Check this out.
:29:25
"Mantan's New Millennium
"Minstrel Show"...
:29:29
takes place on a plantation.
:29:31
Check this out.
:29:33
Every week, these two
Alabama porch monkeys...
:29:36
they're gonna make us laugh,
make us cry...
:29:39
they'll make us
feel good to be Americans.
:29:41
You know what?
:29:42
The Alabama porch monkey
plantation shit is wrong.
:29:46
OK, let's cut it.
:29:49
It should be
a watermelon patch.
:29:50
What?!
:29:51
I like watermelon.
It's good for you, too.
:29:54
Have you lost your mind?
:29:55
Do you know
how much mail we will get?
:29:58
Exactly! There will be nothing
else like it on television!
:30:02
Now, let me ask you
a question, Mantan.
:30:03
How do you feel about performing
just a little blackface?
:30:06
Whoa. In what?
:30:09
It's makeup.
It'll lend authenticity.
:30:11
It's cool, man.
I'm black, right?
:30:13
As long as the hoofin' is real.
:30:15
Motherfucker, you light-skinned.
You gonna listen--
:30:18
Sleep'n Eat,
you're just keeping it real.
:30:20
My name is Womack.
:30:21
You want to show me
a little something-something?
:30:24
Can I test out the waters here?
:30:26
-Yes, you may.
-This is bizarre.
:30:28
Delacroix, my motherfucker,
you dug deep.
:30:32
You dug deeper than deep,
my man.
:30:35
To my loins.
:30:36
That's what I'm saying.
:30:38
-Here, take my seat.
-Cool.
:30:40
How you want it? Raw?
:30:42
Flash? You want rhythm?
:30:44
I want it raw dawg
without a bag, baby.
:30:46
Let me see you do your thing.
:30:48
I mean, keep it real.
Just keep it real.
:30:51
Bust a move. Hop on up there.
:30:53
Raw dawg without a bag.
:30:55
Be careful, man.