:55:00
Little nigger frog
look like Quincy Jones.
:55:03
I can't watch all that.
:55:04
UPN--You Pick a Nigger--
any nigger you want.
:55:09
But I have to confess,
I love "Jerry Springer."
:55:14
It's the all-American show.
:55:16
Where else can you see
three white women...
:55:18
fight over a nigger
with one tooth?
:55:25
And no job.
:55:27
And speaks fluent Ebonics.
:55:30
"Reggie,
how come you got three women?"
:55:31
"They like dick, Jerry."
:55:34
"Your mama like dick?"
:55:37
I wrote a movie
and sold it to the studio.
:55:39
I'm real excited about it.
:55:41
"Last White Man on Earth."
:55:44
Don't look for a sequel.
We catch him.
:55:50
Starring Diana Ross
and Whoopi Goldberg.
:55:54
We beat them
for about five minutes.
:55:55
"Where is he?
We saw you with him."
:56:01
Have you noticed that everybody
white want to be black?
:56:04
White folks
want to be black folks.
:56:05
I went to school
with white people.
:56:06
Their lips weren't that big.
:56:08
They get stuff in their lips.
They take it out their behind.
:56:11
They do anything
to get big nigger lips.
:56:13
Black people been killed
on the highway.
:56:14
They come by. "I'll take these."
:56:19
The lips so big,
the little kids look adopted.
:56:23
Everybody want to be black,
but nobody want to be black.
:56:26
It confuses me.
:56:28
They all act black, sound black.
:56:29
I hope they start
hanging niggers again.
:56:31
I'm going to find out
who's black.
:56:34
Tell you some street jokes.
I love them.
:56:38
Ain't they the funniest?
:56:45
A nigger escaped
from the crazy house.
:56:50
That's already scary.
:56:52
And ran to where the nuns live.
:56:55
There was Sister Mary,
Sister Jane, and Mother Theresa.
:56:59
He went in there buck naked...