:56:01
Have you noticed that everybody
white want to be black?
:56:04
White folks
want to be black folks.
:56:05
I went to school
with white people.
:56:06
Their lips weren't that big.
:56:08
They get stuff in their lips.
They take it out their behind.
:56:11
They do anything
to get big nigger lips.
:56:13
Black people been killed
on the highway.
:56:14
They come by. "I'll take these."
:56:19
The lips so big,
the little kids look adopted.
:56:23
Everybody want to be black,
but nobody want to be black.
:56:26
It confuses me.
:56:28
They all act black, sound black.
:56:29
I hope they start
hanging niggers again.
:56:31
I'm going to find out
who's black.
:56:34
Tell you some street jokes.
I love them.
:56:38
Ain't they the funniest?
:56:45
A nigger escaped
from the crazy house.
:56:50
That's already scary.
:56:52
And ran to where the nuns live.
:56:55
There was Sister Mary,
Sister Jane, and Mother Theresa.
:56:59
He went in there buck naked...
:57:01
and had the biggest, thickest,
longest penis you ever seen.
:57:03
He was all skin.
:57:05
So, Sister Mary wanted
to protect Mother Theresa.
:57:08
She grabbed a butcher knife.
:57:09
"Mother Theresa, where do you
want me to start cutting?"
:57:12
Mother Theresa said,
"Here and here."
:57:19
You know that shit is funny.
:57:21
Who is it?
:57:23
Peerless.
:57:25
That's my son at the door.
:57:31
How are you doing?
:57:32
Looking good. Good to see you.
:57:35
Looking good, son.
:57:36
You look dandy
in that orange ensemble.
:57:38
Have a seat, son.
:57:43
-You were hilarious.
-Thank you.
:57:45
Absolutely hilarious.
:57:47
It was a good show.
:57:48
Dot, get my son a drink.
:57:50
Sure thing, baby.
:57:52
I always enjoy
seeing you perform.
:57:55
Good, good. I try.
:57:59
You do more than try.