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Oh, your next wish, wasn't it ?
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Don't think I don't see what
you're doing. I make wishes,
you think up ways to ruin them.

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I've ruined them ?
How can you say that ?

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I'm not perfect, you know.
Do you think I enjoy this ?

:47:16
I'm stuck in this horrible job
for eternity. Everybody hates me.

:47:21
I can't sleep. And when
I actually try to help someone,

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they turn on me like
I'm supposed to be God or something.

:47:28
Well, for your information,
my life is a living hell.

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I work hard.
I try to look good for you.

:47:35
You do look good.
You-You look very good.

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I just wanted you
to like me.

:47:40
Oh, come on. I do like you. It's just
I'm feeling a little frustrated here.

:47:45
Don't give up on me, Elliot.
I'm not giving up on you.

:47:48
Nobody gets it totally right right away.
You're doing great, really.

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- I am ?
- Yeah, you are.

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I'm so sorry
your wish didn't work out.

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Friends ?
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Sure.
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Listen, I'm sorry if I said anything
to upset you or make you feel bad.

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And I'm gonna try
to be more sensitive next time.

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- I think you're
sensitive enough already.
- You think ?

:48:14
Are you kidding ?
You even went for me crying.

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Hey ! Were you
just faking me out ?

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I was 100% sincere. It's not easy
being the Barbra Streisand of Evil.

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- [ Chuckling ]
- Now, what have we learned so far ?

:48:28
Well, let's see.
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- I'm starting to think women
don't know what they want.
- Amen !

:48:33
They say they want sensitivity, but
did you see how fast Alison went for...

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- those tough-guy dudes on the beach ?
- Which tells you ?

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That-- Well, it tells me
that I wanna be really big and strong.

:48:45
You know, I wanna have a great body
and be tall and-- Like-- [ Grunts ]

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- Go on.
- And I wanna be athletic.

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- Check.
- And I wanna be rich too.

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But I want it to be
for something that I like doing,
and people really like me for.

:48:57
Great ! This is getting
really specific.

:48:59
Let's see--
big, strong, rich, athletic,


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