Bedazzled
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1:19:01
I'm not all peaches
and cream, you know.

1:19:04
I do have a darker side,
and believe me, it's not pretty.

1:19:07
Now, you can go easy
or you can go hard,

1:19:10
but one way or another
I will get your soul !

1:19:13
I'm not gonna do it.
1:19:16
There's nothing that you can
say or do that will make me.

1:19:19
Oh, I think you'll
change your mind.

1:19:21
I'm just gonna slip into something
a little more terrifying.
See you in Hell !

1:19:26
- [ Screaming ]
- [ Roaring ]

1:19:32
- [ Roaring ]
- Wait, wait, wait.

1:19:35
Wait a minute ! Wait !
[Screams]

1:19:38
Wait !
[ Screaming ]

1:19:41
Now listen to me,
you disgusting little maggot !

1:19:44
This is your last chance
before the big weenie roast.

1:19:49
Make a wish or
forever burn in Hell !

1:19:52
Okay ! Okay !
1:19:54
I wish--
1:19:57
I wish that Alison
has a happy life.

1:20:00
Oh, God.
1:20:02
[ Screaming ]
1:20:27
- Is this Heaven ?
- Heaven ? God, no, it's the courthouse.

1:20:31
I'm just meeting a couple of lawyers
for lunch-- clients of mine. Come on.

1:20:37
Well, wait.
1:20:39
What happened to the whole...
1:20:41
you know, fire and
the big horny guy with the--

1:20:45
Oh, just a few special effects.
1:20:48
Sort of the Universal Studios
Tour of Evil.

1:20:50
Normally it works pretty well,
but evidently you weren't going for it.

1:20:54
- That last wish of yours
was a deal breaker.
- What ?

1:20:57
Nobody ever reads the contract.
1:20:59
Article 147, paragraph 9, subsection 3:
"Selfless Acts of Redemption."


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