1:20:00
Oh, God.
1:20:02
[ Screaming ]
1:20:27
- Is this Heaven ?
- Heaven ? God, no, it's the courthouse.
1:20:31
I'm just meeting a couple of lawyers
for lunch-- clients of mine. Come on.
1:20:37
Well, wait.
1:20:39
What happened to the whole...
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you know, fire and
the big horny guy with the--
1:20:45
Oh, just a few special effects.
1:20:48
Sort of the Universal Studios
Tour of Evil.
1:20:50
Normally it works pretty well,
but evidently you weren't going for it.
1:20:54
- That last wish of yours
was a deal breaker.
- What ?
1:20:57
Nobody ever reads the contract.
1:20:59
Article 147, paragraph 9, subsection 3:
"Selfless Acts of Redemption."
1:21:04
- Huh ?
- Basically, it says...
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if you commit one truly benevolent act,
it voids the contract.
1:21:10
- So I get to keep my soul ?
- Yes, you get to keep your soul.
1:21:16
Yes ! Oh, yes !
1:21:20
Yes, I get to keep my soul !
1:21:23
Whoo ! Hoo !
1:21:26
Hoo !
1:21:29
On November 16, I'll have
been doing this for 6,000 years...
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and you're the first person
to give away one of their wishes.
1:21:35
I hope it's not the beginning
of a trend. You're not gonna
tell anyone, are you ?
1:21:39
No, no, I promise. Nope.
1:21:42
I don't get it, though.
I mean, why are you... being nice ?
1:21:47
Look, Elliot, I'm gonna
let you in on a little secret.
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The whole good and evil thing,
you know, Him and me,
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it really comes down to you.
1:21:57
You don't have to look
very hard for Heaven and Hell.
1:21:59
They're right here on Earth.