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:07:02
If the police came and said,
"I need a great Bloodhound"...

:07:05
...he would be the one to take out.
:07:08
Because if there was some kind of
convict loose, God forbid...

:07:12
...he would be the one to find him.
:07:17
We got all fresh cuts today,
top-loin...

:07:19
...porterhouse, T-bone, blade,
ball-tip, tri-tip, chuck.

:07:23
-We got everything.
-So, basically, you know, meat.

:07:26
-Got a lot of meat.
-Oh, good.

:07:28
Now, Tyrone...
:07:29
...liked those kidneys.
How about a half-pound?

:07:32
Not the kidneys.
I don't want to pull the membranes.

:07:35
I'll take care of the membranes.
:07:37
-You could pull it off.
-Stop it.

:07:39
A half-pound of the salmon,
half-pound of the kidneys.

:07:43
Do me a favor. Just get one of
those pepperoni sticks out.

:07:47
-I just want to hold it.
-Will you stop it? You are so bad.

:07:50
I had been a hairdresser
about 14 years...

:07:53
...and I went to a show,
and I saw his nibs here...

:07:57
...having his way with a Borzoi.
:08:00
Just trotting around that ring like he
was born to it, and he was.

:08:03
I asked my ex-wife, I said, "Who's
that?" She says, "That's Scott.

:08:07
He shows a good dog."
:08:09
I've never seen anyone as light
on his feet--

:08:11
-Light in the loafers. Say it.
-No, no, no!

:08:14
-Stop. No.
-Wait until I tell Mom!

:08:16
It's just he and the Borzoi seemed to
have the same prance, the same....

:08:20
It was like they were two members
of the same body, you might say.

:08:24
And it was a wonderful thing.
:08:26
I knew a guy who had two members
on the same body.

:08:29
-I dated him.
-In your dreams.

:08:31
Got so exhausted.... Go on.
I'm sorry. You were telling a story.

:08:34
No, and I asked Deb, I said,
"Who's that?" She said:

:08:37
"That's Scott, and he cuts hair,
he grooms dogs...

:08:41
...and he shows dogs,
and he's a genius."

:08:43
-Then I was, like, wild man on campus.
-Club scene. Mr. Club Scene here.

:08:48
On Friday night, I'd have 3 Saturday
nights, then go home and wake up.

:08:52
My, God, what a thrill.
Don't knock it till you've tried it.

:08:55
Anyway, so we get together,
we see several movies...

:08:59
-...we like the same stuff.
-Before you know it....


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