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:26:01
Getting the smell of...
:26:03
...cumin and charcoal out
of the drapes was a chore.

:26:06
That was a big deal.
:26:08
We get an imprint
of the credit card now.

:26:10
We learned from that one.
:26:12
-This is great. Thank you.
-You're welcome.

:26:15
-Super.
-It's like...

:26:17
...l know it tastes better,
but it looks like that...

:26:19
...cafeteria hot-plate food.
You know?

:26:21
Which I never tasted.
I didn't want to look like a loser.

:26:24
But it tastes good.
:26:25
I had that food every single day.
And it was 50 cents back then.

:26:29
It was pretty cheap.
:26:31
What's that you've got there?
:26:32
-A parachuter.
-A parachuter!

:26:35
It's not a doll.
It's an action figure.

:26:37
It is an action figure.
:26:39
Yes, you got that right. So, so...
:26:41
...what does that, what is--?
:26:43
What do you do with the parachuter?
:26:46
It goes up and down like this.
:26:48
Honey, don't let it fall in your food.
:26:50
Mommy's not mad, but don't.
:26:52
-Is it okay if I let Winky walk around?
-Yeah.

:26:55
I've got my puffer. It's okay.
:26:59
I had a terrible day today.
:27:01
I can't get rid of it in my head.
:27:04
You have a bad day,
someone returns a sweater.

:27:06
I do and lives get lost.
People lose their lives.

:27:10
I'm the chief hostage negotiator
for the Akron and tri-county area.

:27:14
I talk people down. When they get
a jumper on a building, they call me.

:27:19
How many people have you talked down?
:27:23
I mean, is there a...?
:27:24
Well, they always jump.
:27:26
It's a little secret from the trade.
They all jump.

:27:30
But today, we had a tough one.
There's a guy, he jumps...

:27:32
...that doesn't bother me, it happens
all the time.

:27:35
You think they drop like rocks. No.
:27:37
He hit a gargoyle on the way down.
:27:40
He gets his head caught in
the gargoyle's mouth. The head...

:27:44
...pops off like a grape, the body
spins down like a whirligig.

:27:48
When they hit...
:27:49
...everything pops out.
It's like a pinata.

:27:51
The intestines, like they're
spring-loaded...

:27:54
...pop out.
:27:56
Forgive me. You know what?
:27:58
I was remembering
that time with you and me at the lake.


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