:27:01
I can't get rid of it in my head.
:27:04
You have a bad day,
someone returns a sweater.
:27:06
I do and lives get lost.
People lose their lives.
:27:10
I'm the chief hostage negotiator
for the Akron and tri-county area.
:27:14
I talk people down. When they get
a jumper on a building, they call me.
:27:19
How many people have you talked down?
:27:23
I mean, is there a...?
:27:24
Well, they always jump.
:27:26
It's a little secret from the trade.
They all jump.
:27:30
But today, we had a tough one.
There's a guy, he jumps...
:27:32
...that doesn't bother me, it happens
all the time.
:27:35
You think they drop like rocks. No.
:27:37
He hit a gargoyle on the way down.
:27:40
He gets his head caught in
the gargoyle's mouth. The head...
:27:44
...pops off like a grape, the body
spins down like a whirligig.
:27:48
When they hit...
:27:49
...everything pops out.
It's like a pinata.
:27:51
The intestines, like they're
spring-loaded...
:27:54
...pop out.
:27:56
Forgive me. You know what?
:27:58
I was remembering
that time with you and me at the lake.
:28:01
With the pinata. Remember?
:28:03
Are you sure that was you?
:28:05
-I think you know who it was.
-I know.
:28:07
It was a long time ago, and....
:28:08
Seems like last week.
:28:10
You wouldn't know, she was famous...
:28:12
...for putting both her legs
behind her head.
:28:16
He's like an animal.
:28:17
-No, it's just talk!
-He's just like an animal.
:28:21
Pinata?
I don't know what a pinata is.
:28:23
I forgot to compliment you on your
luscious melon breasts tonight.
:28:28
-How does that sound?
-Oh, come on!
:28:30
-What are you talking about now?
-Thank you.
:28:32
What you don't understand is...
:28:35
...a picture is worth
a thousand words.
:28:37
I only went through 1 25 or 130
words describing that.
:28:41
If I wanted,
I could go 800 words more.
:28:43
-I'll take the picture because--
-Do you know where Winky is?
:28:46
Next time, I'll get a picture.
How about that?
:28:49
Where's the dog?
:28:52
-The what?
-Winky. Where's Winky?
:28:54
-Who's Winky?
-He's probably with Zach.
:28:56
-Oh, the dog.
-Oh, my God!
:28:59
Winky? Winky?