Better Than Sex

Should I first grab her hand?
No, I might end up
hacking your arm

Shouldn't you warn me
before chopping it off?

Man, how are we going to do this?
How hard should we chop?
Do we slice it lightly,
or chop the whole arm off?
Hmm, let's talk about this
for a minute

First of all,
do we aim at the arm or wrist?
how much did you sell
the sword for?

Only $1,500!
And those pricks took it on loan!
Good for nothing!
Selling it may have been
a good thing

The sword's called "lnu-maru"
The 400 year old blade
is razor sharp,

and can cut through steel
I've heard it's cursed...
and whoever holds it...
is doomed.
Is that true?
We should chop at the wrist!
Yeah! Chop at the wrist!
Just like this!
Three centimeters above the palm!
Hey dude, I was thinking,
if you cut someone's hand
this way,

will it hurt?
I just sliced myself,
and it hurt like hell
If you cut a palm off,
that's got to hurt?
There's nothing we can do
about that

All I know is that...
there is a hand out there...
waiting to be chopped off
by this sword

It's fate,
when this sword was made
Its fate was already decided
That's what my dad told me
From the moment you were born,
you were destined...
to be punched by this fist
There's got to be a hand
out there...

waiting to be hacked off
by this sword!

I am really curious...