Better Than Sex
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:10:00
Should I first grab her hand?
:10:04
No, I might end up
hacking your arm

:10:05
Shouldn't you warn me
before chopping it off?

:10:10
Man, how are we going to do this?
:10:13
How hard should we chop?
:10:15
Do we slice it lightly,
:10:17
or chop the whole arm off?
:10:19
Hmm, let's talk about this
for a minute

:10:22
First of all,
:10:22
do we aim at the arm or wrist?
:10:25
Anyway,
:10:26
how much did you sell
the sword for?

:10:29
Only $1,500!
:10:30
And those pricks took it on loan!
:10:32
Good for nothing!
:10:34
Selling it may have been
a good thing

:10:36
The sword's called "lnu-maru"
:10:38
The 400 year old blade
is razor sharp,

:10:40
and can cut through steel
:10:43
But..
:10:43
I've heard it's cursed...
:10:45
and whoever holds it...
:10:46
is doomed.
:10:48
Is that true?
:10:51
We should chop at the wrist!
:10:52
Yeah! Chop at the wrist!
:10:54
Just like this!
:10:55
Three centimeters above the palm!
:11:01
Hey dude, I was thinking,
:11:03
if you cut someone's hand
this way,

:11:05
will it hurt?
:11:06
I just sliced myself,
:11:08
and it hurt like hell
:11:10
If you cut a palm off,
:11:13
that's got to hurt?
:11:19
There's nothing we can do
about that

:11:22
All I know is that...
:11:24
there is a hand out there...
:11:25
waiting to be chopped off
by this sword

:11:28
It's fate,
:11:30
when this sword was made
:11:32
Its fate was already decided
:11:35
That's what my dad told me
:11:45
From the moment you were born,
:11:47
you were destined...
:11:48
to be punched by this fist
:11:51
There's got to be a hand
out there...

:11:53
waiting to be hacked off
by this sword!

:11:59
I am really curious...

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